the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
god shut up u lil shits
on a scale of 1 to ‘i didn’t show up to the bridge that harry styles decorated for me’ how much do u regret a decision you’ve made in ur life?